Listed by Rabbi Hassan

Days on market: 924

Good Day! I’m Alex. Are you here on this Great List of Craig looking for a new apartment? Tired of spending hours scrolling through annoying ads, talking to shady agents, and unresponsive. Don’t you wish you could have some super cool person take care of all that annoying research for you? Well spoiler alert, this is when I talk about how cool and useful I am at solving this exact problem. Plus, I’m free to work with. It’s time to slow down. Your days as a mysterious internal spy of intrigue and spendor are long past you. No more shady deals with foreign diplomats from countries with questionable human rights records. No more romantic clandestine late night trysts with soon-to-be married members of royal families. Also, no more getting shot at by black leather clad people on motorcycles. No more private helicopter access. You get the idea, you’re going to have to slow down spend your days writing exciting spy novels, sipping on overpriced cocktails, and snap-chatting international royal family members from your sweet downtown Houston pool deck. The good times will be missed all right! ___________________________________________________________ Apartment Amenities Two Custom Hardwood Style Flooring Options Two Granite Countertop Selections Sleek Stainless Steel Appliance Package Full-size Washer and Dryer Under Mount Sinks in Kitchen and Bath Suites Spacious En-suite Master Bath Design with Custom Framed Mirrors Walk- In Shower ___________________________________________________________ Community Amenities Elegant Clubroom with Epicurean Demonstration Kitchen 24/7 Athletic Center outfitted with Cardio Theatre, Free Weights, Individual Weight Machines and Expresso Bike featuring Interactive Display Board Professional Spinning Facility available for Reservation Private Access Yoga Studio Executive Business Lounge with Wi-Fi Access, Comfort Seating and Commercial Copy Center Upper Level Indoor/Outdoor Lounge featuring Media & Entertainment Area Resort Style Swimming Pool with Entertainment Seating, Tanning Ledges and Poolside Wireless Access Outdoor Summer Kitchen with Grilling Areas Interior Corridors with Direct Access Garage Parking Social Calendar with Activities 24/7 Emergency Maintenance Recycling Programs Available

Listed by Leasing Office

Days on market: 1811

Downtown H-Town: One Bedroom $1375 - Property Id: 383591 It's time to slow down. Your days as a mysterious internal spy of intrigue and spendor are long past you. No more shady deals with foreign diplomats from countries with questionable human rights records. No more romantic clandestine late night trysts with soon-to-be married members of royal families. Also, no more getting shot at by black leather clad people on motorcycles. Tired of looking for a new apartment on your own? Yes, chances are you're tired of spending hours clicking through boring apartment listings, rummaging through outdated listings on The List That Craig Built. Reaching out to people who claim to have more important things to do. Cursing the almighty deities “Why is finding a new apartment so hard?!” Listen, we get it. It doesn't have to be like that. That's why we're here. Taco Street Houston. We're in the business of finding people like you apartments. We're also super free to work with. Apply at TurboTenant: http rental turbotenant com p 3803-main-street-houston-tx 383591 Property Id 383591

Listed by Rabbi Hassan

Days on market: 927

Let’s Work Together? Hello new best friend, I’m Alex. I was born in Miami and moved to Austin a few years ago upon hearing legends of the breakfast tacos and barbecue. I haven’t looked back since. Now I help people find apartments professionally, and I’m free to work with. I’ve been known to cook up super detailed research spreadsheets for my clients. So what can I do for you? It’s time to slow down. Your days as a mysterious internal spy of intrigue and spendor are long past you. No more shady deals with foreign diplomats from countries with questionable human rights records. No more romantic clandestine late night trysts with soon-to-be married members of royal families. Also, no more getting shot at by black leather clad people on motorcycles. No more private helicopter access. You get the idea, you’re going to have to slow down spend your days writing exciting spy novels, sipping on overpriced cocktails, and snap-chatting international royal family members from your sweet downtown Houston pool deck. The good times will be missed all right! ___________________________________________________________ Apartment Amenities Two Custom Hardwood Style Flooring Options Two Granite Countertop Selections Sleek Stainless Steel Appliance Package Full-size Washer and Dryer Under Mount Sinks in Kitchen and Bath Suites Spacious En-suite Master Bath Design with Custom Framed Mirrors Walk- In Shower ___________________________________________________________ Community Amenities Elegant Clubroom with Epicurean Demonstration Kitchen 24/7 Athletic Center outfitted with Cardio Theatre, Free Weights, Individual Weight Machines and Expresso Bike featuring Interactive Display Board Professional Spinning Facility available for Reservation Private Access Yoga Studio Executive Business Lounge with Wi-Fi Access, Comfort Seating and Commercial Copy Center Upper Level Indoor/Outdoor Lounge featuring Media & Entertainment Area Resort Style Swimming Pool with Entertainment Seating, Tanning Ledges and Poolside Wireless Access Outdoor Summer Kitchen with Grilling Areas Interior Corridors with Direct Access Garage Parking Social Calendar with Activities 24/7 Emergency Maintenance Recycling Programs Available

Listed by Rabbi Hassan

Days on market: 924

Trying to find your next apartment? What’s up! I’m Alex. I’m one part apartment locator, one part tour guide/Austin fanatic, one part fancy food connoisseur. I’ve built a fun business that specializes in helping find awesome modern apartments in Austin. And I’m free to work with. Really. Check out my website if you want to learn more. Message me! It’s time to slow down. Your days as a mysterious internal spy of intrigue and spendor are long past you. No more shady deals with foreign diplomats from countries with questionable human rights records. No more romantic clandestine late night trysts with soon-to-be married members of royal families. Also, no more getting shot at by black leather clad people on motorcycles. No more private helicopter access. You get the idea, you’re going to have to slow down spend your days writing exciting spy novels, sipping on overpriced cocktails, and snap-chatting international royal family members from your sweet downtown Houston pool deck. The good times will be missed all right! ___________________________________________________________ Apartment Amenities Two Custom Hardwood Style Flooring Options Two Granite Countertop Selections Sleek Stainless Steel Appliance Package Full-size Washer and Dryer Under Mount Sinks in Kitchen and Bath Suites Spacious En-suite Master Bath Design with Custom Framed Mirrors Walk- In Shower ___________________________________________________________ Community Amenities Elegant Clubroom with Epicurean Demonstration Kitchen 24/7 Athletic Center outfitted with Cardio Theatre, Free Weights, Individual Weight Machines and Expresso Bike featuring Interactive Display Board Professional Spinning Facility available for Reservation Private Access Yoga Studio Executive Business Lounge with Wi-Fi Access, Comfort Seating and Commercial Copy Center Upper Level Indoor/Outdoor Lounge featuring Media & Entertainment Area Resort Style Swimming Pool with Entertainment Seating, Tanning Ledges and Poolside Wireless Access Outdoor Summer Kitchen with Grilling Areas Interior Corridors with Direct Access Garage Parking Social Calendar with Activities 24/7 Emergency Maintenance Recycling Programs Available

Listed by Rabbi Hassan

Days on market: 924

Looking for a new apartment? Whats up! I’m Alex. I’m basically your awesome new apartment hunting sidekick. I’m the Robin to your Batman, the jelly to your peanut butter, the Clyde to your Bonnie. You get the idea. You also don’t have to pay me anything. How cool is that? Hit me up so we can get this party started. It’s time to slow down. Your days as a mysterious internal spy of intrigue and spendor are long past you. No more shady deals with foreign diplomats from countries with questionable human rights records. No more romantic clandestine late night trysts with soon-to-be married members of royal families. Also, no more getting shot at by black leather clad people on motorcycles. No more private helicopter access. You get the idea, you’re going to have to slow down spend your days writing exciting spy novels, sipping on overpriced cocktails, and snap-chatting international royal family members from your sweet downtown Houston pool deck. The good times will be missed all right! ___________________________________________________________ Apartment Amenities Two Custom Hardwood Style Flooring Options Two Granite Countertop Selections Sleek Stainless Steel Appliance Package Full-size Washer and Dryer Under Mount Sinks in Kitchen and Bath Suites Spacious En-suite Master Bath Design with Custom Framed Mirrors Walk- In Shower ___________________________________________________________ Community Amenities Elegant Clubroom with Epicurean Demonstration Kitchen 24/7 Athletic Center outfitted with Cardio Theatre, Free Weights, Individual Weight Machines and Expresso Bike featuring Interactive Display Board Professional Spinning Facility available for Reservation Private Access Yoga Studio Executive Business Lounge with Wi-Fi Access, Comfort Seating and Commercial Copy Center Upper Level Indoor/Outdoor Lounge featuring Media & Entertainment Area Resort Style Swimming Pool with Entertainment Seating, Tanning Ledges and Poolside Wireless Access Outdoor Summer Kitchen with Grilling Areas Interior Corridors with Direct Access Garage Parking Social Calendar with Activities 24/7 Emergency Maintenance Recycling Programs Available

Listed by Leasing Office

Days on market: 1811

This Two Bedroom Apt: Your Final Frontier $1833 - Property Id: 383595 It's time to slow down. Your days as a mysterious internal spy of intrigue and spendor are long past you. No more shady deals with foreign diplomats from countries with questionable human rights records. No more romantic clandestine late night trysts with soon-to-be married members of royal families. Also, no more getting shot at by black leather clad people on motorcycles. Tired of looking for a new apartment on your own? Yes, chances are you're tired of spending hours clicking through boring apartment listings, rummaging through outdated listings on The List That Craig Built. Reaching out to people who claim to have more important things to do. Cursing the almighty deities “Why is finding a new apartment so hard?!” Listen, we get it. It doesn't have to be like that. That's why we're here. Taco Street Houston. We're in the business of finding people like you apartments. We're also super free to work with. Apply at TurboTenant: http rental turbotenant com p 3803-main-street-houston-tx 383595 Property Id 383595

Listed by Rabbi Hassan

Days on market: 924

Looking for a new apartment? Well hello! I’m Alex. I’m your new best apartment finding genie in a bottle friend. When I’m not being super helpful finding people's apartments, I spend my days reading fancy poetry, drinking 80 year old scotches, and developing a new martial art I call taco jitsu (the ancient art of eating tacos). Oh, and I’m free to work with. That’s pretty cool. It’s time to slow down. Your days as a mysterious internal spy of intrigue and spendor are long past you. No more shady deals with foreign diplomats from countries with questionable human rights records. No more romantic clandestine late night trysts with soon-to-be married members of royal families. Also, no more getting shot at by black leather clad people on motorcycles. No more private helicopter access. You get the idea, you’re going to have to slow down spend your days writing exciting spy novels, sipping on overpriced cocktails, and snap-chatting international royal family members from your sweet downtown Houston pool deck. The good times will be missed all right! ___________________________________________________________ Apartment Amenities Two Custom Hardwood Style Flooring Options Two Granite Countertop Selections Sleek Stainless Steel Appliance Package Full-size Washer and Dryer Under Mount Sinks in Kitchen and Bath Suites Spacious En-suite Master Bath Design with Custom Framed Mirrors Walk- In Shower ___________________________________________________________ Community Amenities Elegant Clubroom with Epicurean Demonstration Kitchen 24/7 Athletic Center outfitted with Cardio Theatre, Free Weights, Individual Weight Machines and Expresso Bike featuring Interactive Display Board Professional Spinning Facility available for Reservation Private Access Yoga Studio Executive Business Lounge with Wi-Fi Access, Comfort Seating and Commercial Copy Center Upper Level Indoor/Outdoor Lounge featuring Media & Entertainment Area Resort Style Swimming Pool with Entertainment Seating, Tanning Ledges and Poolside Wireless Access Outdoor Summer Kitchen with Grilling Areas Interior Corridors with Direct Access Garage Parking Social Calendar with Activities 24/7 Emergency Maintenance Recycling Programs Available