Listed by Alex Mojo

Days on market: 2030

---- SCHEDULE A SHOWING ONLINE AT: http showmojo com llz 628e073005 ---- Tired of researching that new apartment? We\'re Taco Street Locating. Through years of magic wizardry stuff, complicated algorithms, and occasional witchcraft, we\'ve found a way to harness the awesome powers of tacos and apply it to apartment locating. Trust us, it look a lot of magic. But anyways, we did it. Let us be the corn and or flour wrapped tortilla that wraps all of your apartment hunting mess into a comprehensive yet simple metaphorical research taco. Guacamole and all. Oh, we\'re free to work with too. So. reach out to us! You\'ve been training for this day for years. Decades of blood, sweat & tears. Alliances forged. Friends betrayed. But it was all worth it. You are now the undisputed world champion of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Holy Frick. Really. Yes, it\'s the best day ever. Your mastery of luck and probabilities have propelled you into world renowned infamy, wealth & notoriety. Rural nomadic tribes in Mongolia sing your name in praise. Now, you have decided to spend your days contemplating what to do with your obscene amounts of wealth...in your brand new Houston apartment! With the amenities. Like, the nice ones. Like, high ceilings and Uncommonly Large Linen Closets. It\'s really cool. I think you should message me to learn more. ___________________________________________________________ Apartment Amenities Wood plank style or concrete flooring Stainless appliances and granite countertops Tile backsplaces Pantries USB ports Separate dining area 10-foot ceilings City views Private balconies Walk-in closets Soaking tubs Loft penthouses available In-home front-loading washer & dryer ___________________________________________________________ Community Amenities Rooftop sky lounge overlooking downtown Cyber café Conference room Open air lounge with pool table, ping pong, and shuffleboard Arcade room featuring all the classic game machines Resort-style swimming pool Outdoor barbecue area Car charging stations Bicycle storage room with repair station Complimentary loaner bicycles Resident garage parking Reserved parking Pet spa Provided by Listanza ID 40282512

Listed by Alex Mojo

Days on market: 1994

---- SCHEDULE A SHOWING ONLINE AT: http showmojo com llz 70cab600ac ---- Tired of looking for a new apartment on your own? Yes, chances are you\'re tired of spending hours clicking through boring apartment listings, rummaging through outdated listings on The List That Craig Built. Reaching out to people who claim to have more important things to do. Cursing the almighty deities \"Why is finding a new apartment so hard?!\" Listen, we get it. It doesn\'t have to be like that. That\'s why we\'re here. Taco Street Locating. We\'re in the business of finding people like you apartments. We\'re also super free to work with. It\'s been a rough year. The stock price of the multi-billion dollar company you founded has plummeted. The baseball team that you own lost the World Series (but it\'s ok, the other baseball team you own won the World Series, so it\'s not that bad). The electric yacht-spaceship you\'re having Elon Musk build for you just got delayed another few months. And worse, missed winning that world fitness competition by less than 3 seconds. Ugh. Your anguish can be felt by millions. Anyways, you\'ve decided you would live a more humble life this year in order to appreciate things. Instead of your vast mansion with slides and playboy-mansion style grottos and helicopter pads, you\'re downsizing to this fantastic Houston apartment complex. Yes, it\'s a bit smaller than your 21 bedroom castle, but it\'s still pretty swanky. ___________________________________________________________ Apartment Amenities Studio, 1-, and 2-bedroom apartments Loft penthouses available 10-foot ceilings Wood plank style or concrete flooring Stainless appliances In-home front-loading washer & dryer USB ports City views Walk-in closets Separate dining area Soaking tubs Pantries Private balconies ___________________________________________________________ Community Amenities Online Payments Available Close to downtown, The Galleria, Buffalo Bayou Hike and Bike Trail and the expansive Memorial Park Club-Quality fitness studio featuring Peloton bikes, Woodway Treadmills and Virtual Trainers Resort-style outdoor swimming pool Rooftop sky lounge overlooking downtown Open air lounge with pool table, ping pong, shuffleboard and more Arcade room featuring all of your classic favorites Modera bikes Pet spa Cyber cafe Self-serve package pickup lockers with refrigerated option for perishable packages Controlled access bike storage with repair stand and tools Conference Room Controlled access garage parking Outdoor BBQ area Reserved parking Bicycle storage Provided by Listanza ID 41216497

Listed by Alex Concepcion

Days on market: 1355

ZMP46150470 - Good Day! I\'m Alex. Are you here on this Great List of Craig looking for a new apartment? Tired of spending hours scrolling through annoying ads, talking to shady agents, and unresponsive. Don\'t you wish you could have some super cool person take care of all that annoying research for you? Well spoiler alert, this is when I talk about how cool and useful I am at solving this exact problem. Plus, I\'m free to work with. You\'ve been training for this day for years. Decades of blood, sweat & tears. Alliances forged. Friends betrayed. But it was all worth it. You are now the undisputed world champion of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Holy Frick. Really. Yes, it\'s the best day ever. Your mastery of luck and probabilities have propelled you into world renowned infamy, wealth & notoriety. Rural nomadic tribes in Mongolia sing your name in praise. Now, you have decided to spend your days contemplating what to do with your obscene amounts of wealth...in your brand new Houston apartment! With the amenities. Like, the nice ones. Like, high ceilings and Uncommonly Large Linen Closets. It\'s really cool. I think you should message me to learn more. ___________________________________________________________ Apartment Amenities Wood plank style or concrete flooring Stainless appliances and granite countertops Tile backsplaces Pantries USB ports Separate dining area 10-foot ceilings City views Private balconies Walk-in closets Soaking tubs Loft penthouses available In-home front-loading washer & dryer ___________________________________________________________ Community Amenities Rooftop sky lounge overlooking downtown Cyber café Conference room Open air lounge with pool table, ping pong, and shuffleboard Arcade room featuring all the classic game machines Resort-style swimming pool Outdoor barbecue area Car charging stations Bicycle storage room with repair station Complimentary loaner bicycles Resident garage parking Reserved parking Pet spa

Listed by Alex Mojo

Days on market: 1993

---- SCHEDULE A SHOWING ONLINE AT: http showmojo com llz ba04a680ae ---- Tired of looking for a new apartment on your own? Yes, chances are you\'re tired of spending hours clicking through boring apartment listings, rummaging through outdated listings on The List That Craig Built. Reaching out to people who claim to have more important things to do. Cursing the almighty deities \"Why is finding a new apartment so hard?!\" Listen, we get it. It doesn\'t have to be like that. That\'s why we\'re here. Taco Street Locating. We\'re in the business of finding people like you apartments. We\'re also super free to work with. It\'s been a rough year. The stock price of the multi-billion dollar company you founded has plummeted. The baseball team that you own lost the World Series (but it\'s ok, the other baseball team you own won the World Series, so it\'s not that bad). The electric yacht-spaceship you\'re having Elon Musk build for you just got delayed another few months. And worse, missed winning that world fitness competition by less than 3 seconds. Ugh. Your anguish can be felt by millions. Anyways, you\'ve decided you would live a more humble life this year in order to appreciate things. Instead of your vast mansion with slides and playboy-mansion style grottos and helicopter pads, you\'re downsizing to this fantastic Houston apartment complex. Yes, it\'s a bit smaller than your 21 bedroom castle, but it\'s still pretty swanky. ___________________________________________________________ Apartment Amenities Studio, 1-, and 2-bedroom apartments Loft penthouses available 10-foot ceilings Wood plank style or concrete flooring Stainless appliances In-home front-loading washer & dryer USB ports City views Walk-in closets Separate dining area Soaking tubs Pantries Private balconies ___________________________________________________________ Community Amenities Online Payments Available Close to downtown, The Galleria, Buffalo Bayou Hike and Bike Trail and the expansive Memorial Park Club-Quality fitness studio featuring Peloton bikes, Woodway Treadmills and Virtual Trainers Resort-style outdoor swimming pool Rooftop sky lounge overlooking downtown Open air lounge with pool table, ping pong, shuffleboard and more Arcade room featuring all of your classic favorites Modera bikes Pet spa Cyber cafe Self-serve package pickup lockers with refrigerated option for perishable packages Controlled access bike storage with repair stand and tools Conference Room Controlled access garage parking Outdoor BBQ area Reserved parking Bicycle storage Provided by Listanza ID 41241593