Zumper

7012 Staffordshire Blvd
7012 Staffordshire Blvd, Houston, TX 77030, USA

Monthly rent-
Beds1–2
Baths1–2
Sqft–
modified
5+ Days Ago

Units

7012 Staffordshire Blvd Houston, TX

Occupied Units

Occupied

1 Bed, 1 Bath

1 Bed

1 Bath

$1,291

Listed by Rabbi Hasan
Days on market: 287
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Occupied

2 Beds, 2 Baths

2 Beds

2 Baths

$2,196

Listed by Rabbi Hasan
Days on market: 389
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