Listed by Rabbi Hasan

Days on market: 2030

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Listed by Leasing Office

Days on market: 1817

This 2 BR Luxury Could Be Yours $2079 - Property Id: 383961 They say the first million is the hardest. Well, whoever they are don't know you. Your unprecedented string of success in your new fancy techy crypto paleo lemonade stand startup has shocked people the world over. News outlets (both fake and real) can't stop talking about you. Harvard now teaches students how to be like you. Famous billionaire investors have resorted to sending you sad winky-faced text messages in hopes of getting your attention. Super-models have begun to teach themselves 19 century Japanese poetry in the hopes of getting a date with you (because you're really into that for whatever reason). Anyways, you're all cool and fancy now. And like everybody else, you need a place to sleep. So you've chosen this luxury Downtown Houston apartment in order to call home. Because obviously right? Need a new apartment? We're Taco Street Houston. We're an apartment locating company with a taco problem. We find people wonderful apartments in Houston. Apply at TurboTenant: http rental turbotenant com p 502-crawford-st-houston-tx 383961 Property Id 383961